There are a few things that you really hope never to see upon entering a bathroom stall. Most of which are beyond need of mentioning, but this was something new to me. I walk in and see an empty Hanes 2-pack, complete with the receipt.
What I wouldn't pay to see the panic on the face of the guy that had to buy those. This dude had just messed his pants and had to hold it together through the purchase. Or better yet, he was holding back a flood that he knew he'd unleash before the safe haven of a bathroom stall. Way to think ahead, buddy.
