Toilet Trouble

There are a few things that you really hope never to see upon entering a bathroom stall. Most of which are beyond need of mentioning, but this was something new to me. I walk in and see an empty Hanes 2-pack, complete with the receipt.

What I wouldn't pay to see the panic on the face of the guy that had to buy those. This dude had just messed his pants and had to hold it together through the purchase. Or better yet, he was holding back a flood that he knew he'd unleash before the safe haven of a bathroom stall. Way to think ahead, buddy.

First Bite

As a pre-amateur cook, and I'm always trying new things. Starting this week, I figured I'd add a dimension to this page with my culinary attempts (with pictures), laughable as they may turn out... In a sense, it will help me determine what worked, what didn't, and what NOT to serve the ladies. Not sure if I'll post only my own creations or restaurant dishes as well, but we'll see. Looks like the food posts will display on my "All posts" tab, but they'll also filter if you just click "Good Eatin'."

Bon appetit!

Subaru what?!

Yes I promise this real, I just took the liberty of blurring the state, county, and orange sticker, whatever. I can say that this was a Subaru Impreza, and not that impressive at first glance. But, on further inspection, I realized this was something special - a real life shaggin' wagon! Or maybe just an excited tic-tac-toe winner, I couldn't be sure.

Either way, passing this car inspired me to Google seven Xs and click the underused "I'm Feeling Lucky" button... For those who don't know, this just opens to webpage of the top Google result for your search.

I have to say that it was the most unimpressed I have ever been with an Asian in front of a computer. I won't spoil the video for those who have 44 seconds of their lives to spare. It had promise from the start, and I even turned on my speakers in anticipation. Anyway for some real action, try search result #5, and hat's off to Twitter for its lack of censorship.

The moral of the story is, take more chances. Use the "I'm Feeling Lucky" button more often in Googling and in life - you just might surprise yourself.

Little nuisances

Sometimes it's the little things that really grab you and flick you in the eyeball. When I go for some "hand protection" after a session on the John, I would really appreciate it if I got a decent tear every once in a while. Is that too much to ask? It seems like every other tear that I get this little piddly straggling tail. An what do you even DO with this thing?! Do you rip it off and throw it between and down below to join the rest? Do you ball it up and throw it in the trash can? Do you save it for the next time? No. You definitely do not save it for the next time. Undeserving little punk.